Here are some really funny horse jokes. Hope you like them!
Q. What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
A. All breeds. Houses don't jump.
Q. What did one horse say to the other horse?
A. The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.
Q. Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A. He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A. One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Q. What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Q. How long should a horse's legs be?
A. Long enough to reach the ground.
Q. What did Mr. Ed say to the throat specialist?
A. I'm feeling a little hoarse!
Q. What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while whatching his t.v. show?
A. I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Q. Where do you take a sick horse???
A. To the Horspital!
Q. A cowboy rode into town on Thursday,
Stayed 3 days and rode out on Thursday.
How is this possible?
A. His horse's name was Thursday!!!!
Q. What is a horses favorite kind of party?
A. A stall ball.
Saturday, June 9, 2007
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