Horse Jokes...

Here are some really funny horse jokes. Hope you like them!

Q. What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?

A. All breeds. Houses don't jump.

Q. What did one horse say to the other horse?

A. The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.

Q. Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

A. He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

A. One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Q. What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Q. How long should a horse's legs be?

A. Long enough to reach the ground.

Q. What did Mr. Ed say to the throat specialist?

A. I'm feeling a little hoarse!

Q. What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while whatching his t.v. show?

A. I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Q. Where do you take a sick horse???

A. To the Horspital!

Q. A cowboy rode into town on Thursday,
Stayed 3 days and rode out on Thursday.
How is this possible?

A. His horse's name was Thursday!!!!

Q. What is a horses favorite kind of party?

A. A stall ball.